When you realize it's only Wednesday...
But then you remember you're a trash panda, and you can handle anything! 🦝💼 #HumpDayVibes #WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesday wit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #fun times #laughter #Memes #memesdaily

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Finding a good babysitter for the kids is for the birds: Poult always seems to be in a fowl mood. 🦃🐐

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Wasn’t the weather bad yesterday!!
It was so windy on my walk home from the Gym,I was blown into a KFC !!!
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Which is the most tedious atomic theory?

The Bohr Ring Model

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You have to be able to make the right choices to guide….

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Kelvin: What did the artist say after finishing his huge picture sculptured of stone?
Boris: What a big relief.
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Had my first croupier lesson today.

Which was ideal.

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I was at a party with my wife....

'That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?' she asked.

'Why should it' I answered, I keep telling them it's for you.'

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I received a flyer on anger management the other day after categorically saying I didn’t want any..

I lost it!

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The missus said there's magic at
work as ladies get ready to go out!
'It's all smoke and mirrors.'
'Yes dear, but there's a bushfire and
there's smoke from a Rizzla paper!'
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I'm trying book a GP appointment for my three year old son

My Wife isn't pregnant yet, but you know what waiting times are like

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At a restaurant last night I asked for a bowl of soup. Waitress says ”Any sides?'
I said ”I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE.'

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Insurance companies are now warning campers, that if their tents get stolen..

They won’t be covered.

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Me: What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
Frank: They’re both ATV.
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I hate peer pressure!
Unless my friends like it, then I guess it's cool.
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Tree surgeons have mistakenly chopped down an exit notice by my security station while I was watching an American sitcom…

“Sign felled?..”

“No, Cheers…”

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It use to get so heavy carrying matches around, I'm glad they invented a lighter option.

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What do you call a medieval lamp?

A knight light.

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I’m entering the world’s tightest hat competition tomorrow.

Just hope I can pull it off.

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