Don McLean once took his car to an outdoor toilet facility, but he found that it wouldn’t flush-

“Drove my Chevy to the lavvy, but the lavvy was dry”

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Cancel culture has now spread to the field of microbiology- Petri dishes have been banned

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The recent US Republican attempts to ban drag shows has led to the cancellation of a TED talk on fluid friction

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A man slapped me with a diamond-encrusted glove

I think he was challenging me to a jewel

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What is an elderly person’s favorite kind of apple?

Granny Smith

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Do you think my ‘addiction to lists’ is…
1) step too far
2) early to say
3) words too many
4) the best

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My colleague reckons he prefers it when the vending machine at work steals his liquorice sweets rather than dispenses them.

Well, it takes All Sorts.

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Where can you get untaxed weed delivered from abroad?

At a Freepot

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They're gonna shut down my community theatre unless I can raise some money with a great show

It's time I got my act together

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My friend wants me to take a photo of a gun he owns. I think it’s worth a shot. #RateMyPun Peter Cole Alf Puns AndOneliners REFRIED JOKES

🎤 Rate These Pop Divas And We'll Guess How Old You Are quizly.co/rate-pop-divas…

Always give 100%…. unless you’re donating blood.

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Grant ☝️ Lucrative❓ 💼🤑 😏
• “carrying a shoebox”
• “amazing what folk have squirrelled away”

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Gar ( with one r ) Chewie Chewbaaarker

Actually, someone has just sent to me an image of the lower part of an enemy's foot. It's a foe toe.
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People who want to use fish as garden implements should learn to gnome their plaice.
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A seafood band sounds terrible if they’re out of tuna!

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I almost lost my job building bridges when I was put on a suspension

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I come from a family of failed magicians - Mum, dad, me and my two half-sisters.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.

Now I can't read anything

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Which item of clothing leads to a disappointing and unpleasant experience?

A Bummer Jacket

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Just seen Dakota Fanning. Well it is nearly 30°C out there.

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Seeing our favorite celebrities break character onset of the movies we love is a little strange to see, but we loved every moment of these funny photos.