What does a house wear?
Address ๐
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Whenever I try to eat healthy...
a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers ๐
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Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk?
He tripped on a quack ๐ฆ
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What do you call a hippieโs wife?
Mississippi ๐
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I might delete later. I didnโt like the people equating rap battles with violence. Iโm just here for the competition.
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When does a joke become a โdad jokeโ?
When it becomes apparent
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โญ๏ธ #AToD โญ๏ธ GM/GA/GEโญ๏ธ
โ๏ธ โYour energy is currency.ย Spend it well.ย Invest it wisely.โย โจ
๐National Hamburger Day๐
๐ #JokeOfTheDay ๐
Why do the Hamburgers beat the Hot Dogs at every sport they play?
Because Hot Dogs are the wurst!
๐What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
โญ๏ธ #AToD โญ๏ธGA/GE/GNโญ๏ธ
โจ Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you donโt mind, it doesnโt matter.
-Mark Twain-โจ #BAP #BAP Nation
๐ #JokeOfTheDay ๐ What's the difference between curing bird flu and swine flu? ๐ค๐ฆWith bird flu you need tweetment, and with swine flu you need