My mate is fantastic at snooker
He can play all day without needing a rest
#TuesdayTitters #RateMyPun #LunchPun
Work is giving me a holiday in Cornwall because I'm working Bank Holiday
I get hours in Looe
#MondayMirth #RateMyPun #LunchPun
At my annual appraisal my manager started chucking silage between my shoulder blades.
When I asked why, he said he was just giving me feed back
#WednesdayWit #LunchPun #RateMyPun
One birthday I wanted a guitar, but my parents bought me an adult size trumpet
That was a huge blow for me
#MondayMirth #RateMyPun #LunchPun
Being a Therapist for Mime artists isn't easy
They won't talk about their feelings
#TuesdayTitters #RateMyPun #LunchPun
Upon reflection it was a bad idea to hire a Tourettes Male Voice Choir to serenade my Girlfriend
#BadJokeFriday #RateMyPun #LunchPun
I went round to Old McDonald's to play Scrabble
And on that farm he picked out two E's ,Two i's and an O
#BadJokeFriday #RateMyPun #LunchPun
I’d been meaning to book an appointment with my GP, but I happened to bump into her by chance on the street:
“Can I have a word, doc?,” I said
“Wouldn’t you prefer a pdf?,” she replied
#SideSplittingSunday #LunchPun #RateMyPun