The price of meat these days!
The only beef we've had recently was
with the butcher in Morrisons!
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The LinkedIn cofounder and A.I. investor on the opportunities and limitations of A.I. 'co-pilots'.

Wife constantly wants bamboo shoots for tea - well I’m not going to panda to her needs anymore.

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I wrote a book about lubricants.

It was a best seller in the non friction section.

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Who ya gonna call??
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I used a psychoactive drug to try and cure my incontinence.
Cannabis?
Yes - weed everywhere!

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My local farmer told me that talking to his cows while milking them yields so much more milk.

It seems to be a case of in one ear and out the udder..
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What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Open-toad...

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Lionel Richie famously waltzed all over Ms Dion:

He was ‘Dancing on the Celine’

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As I was getting into bed, she said, “You’re drunk.”

I said, “How do you know?”

She said, “You live next door.”

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Before me and my friend can join the church basketball team, we have got to agree to forgive all those that chest pass against us! #badjokefriday

I’ve just been told that my Uncle has left me a Stately Home in his Will.
I’m just about to go on Google Maps to find out exactly where Naff Hall is.
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I really love mature cheese, ‘won’t eat it unless it’s 2 years out of date’ ,¸¸,ø¤º°•*`°’

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Me: How much does a chimney cost?
Frank: I don’t know, but it must be through the roof.
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They say my turkey farm is too loud - what a load of gobblers.

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I was gutted to miss the documentary on tomato sauce. Luckily I saw it on ketchup º°•*`°

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Wrestling with fears of recurrence after cancer returns.

My friend says he's useless at playing the trumpet

I've got to agree,He sucks at it

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Do whales have superior cognitive abilities? There are several schools of thought.
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I purchased a beehive containing 100 bees, I counted them when I got home there was actually 101, apparently the extra one was a 'Freebie'
#LunchPun
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I had a suspicious-looking mole so I went to see my doctor.
He said they all look like that and I should leave it back in the garden.

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