Danielle(@ItsmeDanieDee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My 4yr old: Mom can I have an apple?
Me: Sure! Go ahead and grab one.
My 4yr old: But mom can you get it because my leg is broken.
(Here leg is perfectly fine)









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Athena Reich(@athenareich) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Mommy, sometimes kids marry more than one kid.'

'Oh yeah?'

'Yeah. When Sophia-Rose is at daycare we get married. But when she goes home I marry Aleya.'

'Oh wow, that's great!'

'Yeah and I only want to marry someone beautiful, who has flowers in her dress'

'Mommy, sometimes kids marry more than one kid.'

'Oh yeah?'

'Yeah. When Sophia-Rose is at daycare we get married. But when she goes home I marry Aleya.'

'Oh wow, that's great!'

'Yeah and I only want to marry someone beautiful, who has flowers in her dress'
#momhumour #kids
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Mrs. BattMom(@boymombatts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Moms
I'm fairly new to twitter.
I just wanted to say that you are doing awesome today.
Also,
If your child ate goldfish crackers for dinner, let's be friends. You are MY PEOPLE.

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Wildly Undomesticated(@WUndomesticated) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trying to conceive got me jiggling my own titties every morning like magic 8 balls, trying to predict the future. Sore? Swollen? Pregnant? Or try again next month? 🤪

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