You can't out-engineer a toddler.

which staffer suggested putting up a toddler gate around the podium so he can’t wander off

Melissa Highsmith meeting her parents for the first time after being kidnapped as a toddler 51 years ago🥹

Why are we over 40& matching our outfits like toddlers? Why are we fighting each other's battles & inheriting beef because our friends are too weak to handle a basic verbal sparring? They are too quick to call Angel a child but they are worse #RHOD urban #RHOD

im crying he's beefing with his toddler 😭

today i offer you my toddler wonungie with a teddy bear as if they are inseparable 🥰

this is how toddlers fall right before throwing a temper tantrum

me at the indian restaurant talking to the toddler at the table next to me who is trying to sound out the menu items

txt is so simple give them page soobin and everyone is happy like toddlers

A two year old toddler.

mealspo food poll : toddler meals

when a toddler says watch this this is what i expect them to whip out

They show up within minutes to beat up unarmed college kids but hide for an hour while toddlers are massacred

read somewhere that itsy bitsy spider is just sisyphus for toddlers and i’m so charmed

The toddler stance

I don’t think Trump’s dozing off in court is due to fatigue. His lawyers most likely have him heavily sedated because he has the impulse control of a toddler. They call it damage control.

being a toddler's favorite PERSON is such a flex

yujin walks like a toddler with her back arched like that

‼️Violent member of the HIGH TRUST SOCIETY get's 50 years for RAP!NG A TODDLER😱

WHY is it ALWAYS THEM⁉️