These morons clearly don't speak sparrow so if you keep seeing crap like this on social media, have a word in a language they might understand 👌 Comments educate

What does the back garden look like I wonder? ...place your bets

We're eco friendly and sustainable but don't actually know what that means...

Shit Lawns

The picture doesn't show you how disgusting this actually is.

dailymail.co.uk/property/artic…

Artificial grass can lead to increased flooding risk, major insurer warns
Many homeowners are unaware of the dangers associated with artificial grass
We outline some of the disadvantages, including the links with flooding
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Are you angry about this needless destruction of South Philly’s only nature spot for a toxic turf wasteland?
SHOW IT! Come to the park by 11:00am on Monday to protest.

Great to see that chap in Wales uplifting his Shit Lawns and putting real turf back. Maybe hes had an epiphany? #GardenersWorld

That’s why you don’t have Shit Lawns plastic lawns a chattering of Starlings 🐦‍⬛ all feeding on worms 🪱 👌👌💥💥

Well this is awkward...

Today is the day - it's #NoMowMay !🌷🎉

Let it grow this year and give nature the boost it deserves this summer!🌱🐝

Join the movement and register NOW!
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#NoMowMay 24

The British Garden, where hope for humanity goes to die

Is there any more of a pathetic sight than someone that doesn't have time to mow a lawn but will happily pay a guy to hoover on a plank?

See what you did there!

#NoMowMay officially begins! 🌼

Just in case you had any doubts that laying #ShitLawns and then trying to run off and trash another property was a bad idea!

Lets take a moment for some garden positivity. Stick the millions of #ShitLawns to the back of your minds and take a moment to admire the colour and life on display here! 👏👏👏

This is apparently the away supporters toilets at Carlisle!
At least Sleazigrass customers will get a prelude into what their garden will smell like in the future!
📷TheAwayFans

📻 Love it or loath it? What does artificial grass do to the value of your home?

I’ll be explaining to Winifred Robinson if it’s mowing headache on #YouandYours on BBC Radio 4 after 12.30.

Shit Lawns please help us promote this upcoming webinar- The True Costs of Artificial Turf:
Experts Discuss Cornell University’s New “PFAS-Free” Project
April 30, 2024 | 7 p.m. E.T.
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#plasticgrass #shitlawns #plasticturf #toxicplastic

Hey #HomesundertheHammer could you stop promoting plastic death carpets on your program? At least change the language - stripping all life out of the garden means you’ve not got a garden just a death hellscape.

Looks tacky as hell too.