Shit Lawns right next to the lovely River Itchen in Hampshire.

How are your Shit Lawns today people 😅

Is this what a low-maintence garden should look like? Our first attempt at a wild lawnless garden. Aren't those ox-eyes just amazing. George McGavin Shit Lawns Iolo Williams Chris Packham

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Shit Lawns you can now have carpet companies wash your lawn.

Shit Lawns This is why we don’t do plastic grass!
Just look at this #Bee enjoying what nature intended! 😍 🌺 🐝

Shit Lawns look at this gorgeous front garden I saw! ❤️

George@Isa SteveP LFC 💙 Nigel Witham Neither does real grass

Now that's a bench I want to sit on!

Some people don't deserve the land they o̶w̶n̶ borrowed from future generations

I see where they got their name idea from....

Up yours Kingfishers and Watervoles!

My Four Moods.
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Shit Lawns For the twats who have plastic grass 'because mowing is a chore', just get this instead. What is the point??

They are sooo cute... 🤩

Ah, that pesky low maintenance plastic grass - thought you’d appreciate this (spotted on my local FB group), Shit Lawns Capability Charlotte ™ 🐝 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧🇺🇦 (never mind it’s also bird nesting season) #gardening

You Smell Like Drama and A Headache.
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Nigel Witham Our grass v neighbour’s plastic Shit Lawns

Sadly the case. Shit Lawns

Shit Lawns Part of my wildflower meadow...threw seeds down...nature's done the rest it looks amazing ...lots of different bees...lots more coming up and it takes care of itself...why choose plastic wtf?

Hot weather +pets + #plasticgrass .
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Three plastic bay trees and a #ShitLawn . That BTEC Diploma in Landscape design paid off didn't it!

If only people were OCD about maintaining a liveable planet for thier kids and grandkids!

Shit Lawns Half of my meadow! 4 years of careful neglect after the previous owner raced a ride-on up & down weekly and I have a hunting Tawny Owl looking for voles, a Muntjac, Grasshoppers and 100s of birds, sometimes hunted by Sparrowhawk. 4 new fruit trees & a huge nettlebank :)

Paradise Wildlife Park Shit Lawns Plastic instead of real plants for the entire length of the driveway, and plastic grass to greet you once inside. Not a great look for a conservation charity during an insect apocalypse #ecocide