Friends, this is the value beer list at T-Mobile Park. I would legit go to every Giants or A's (RIP) game if they did this.

Did Graham just say, 'you haven't got your abacus out?' What ridiculously smart commentating. #MCIWOL

Bought a six pack of White Claw last night and two of them were empty. Top sealed and everything. Crazy thing is this is the SECOND time this has happened. What gives?

Who is responsible for this? LOL. #PremiereLeague #ChrisWood en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Woo…

Phew.

Los Angeles is perpetually stuck in the before times.

We (zoe and I) are at Feinstein's SF and our audience collectively bullied Lillias White into singing “And I Am Telling You” for us. I love her so much 🥹 and it’s one of those “I can’t believe this is my life” experiences.

That Parade on Broadway snuck into my Spotify and OUCH. Do yourselves a favor and listen to Brent and Carolee.

You bogus for posting a child’s address on the internet

Holy shit. Kelleher absolutely got branded there. #LIVATA #EuropaLeague

Finally figured out this work thing. #ChampionsLeague #ARSBAY

Crazy to say, but that Beyoncé Miley song is the best I've heard outside of the Broadway. #COWBOYCARTER