The earthquake in nyc this morning was Rocco’s embroidery machines turning on and banging out my Coachella stage fit 🥶🥶🥶

I’m not at all pressed that my twitter pp and banner are frozen in time ~ it always makes me happy

If you have to play a show wearing a very tight corset just hyperventilate for 5 mins before the show to oxygenate your body before ☕️

What happened to salad spinners

You have to have hoes before you can scare them

My sister, Kris Esfandiari will DJ for our LA End of the World Holiday Show The Wiltern, with Eartheater EARTHEATER supporting me going full metal This Shit Has Got to Stop!!! so be there kids! Dress up & be with us! We love & need you dolls! tix.to/TheLastSymphony

Woops chemicalx.ffm.to/powders

Wearing the same outfit I wore last time I got locked out my apt… burning this shit.

…The tiers of torture I’ve had to endure in shooting the art for this campaign— like this reality show should be hosted by Joe Rohan, Steve O, and Wim Hof.

Black Flag picked up my lost bag from the airport for me 🥺🙈

Can I get a bleep bloop from all the gear sluts??? 🤪🎛️

I won my last 5 games of pool to people that were better than me hmm

I just wrote some very good lyrics

Venus is burning

Gotta love these hormones to expedite some COMMUNICATION

Character development makes me wet

All play and no work makes Jill a dull girl