Stunning mullet from Thursday night

Is there a name for ‘the annoying bit of bristle left after shaving in a hurry that you invariably notice when it’s too late to do anything about it’ - paging Susie Dent & the German language (one of you MUST know!)

I see Labour have reached the ‘We LOVE nukes just as much as the Tories!’ stage of electioneering #Starmer

Well, this is all rather jolly eh chums?

Morning!

I’m really looking forward to this by the wonderful chris shepherd!

Introducing Sparkle Farts the flatulent unicorn!

Pirate!

My dreams seemed to mainly involve goths & aborted taxi journeys last night

That was great fun last night! Big sweaty noisy fun!

This is my new go-to insult - thank you Darrell Maclaine

Victoria Atkins is honkingly fucking useless (as usual) #r4today

Ah, dear departed Billy my regular house visitor from across the way, a deeply strange & lovely creature! Much missed

Iggy Pop describing Van Morrison as 'a smaller kind of person' has just made my day! : )

Nicola Davies Sinéad O'Hart 🌈🌿🍉 Sharon Hattersley 🇺🇦 Cressida Cowell Jackie Morris jack foster Gareth P Jones Steve Antony Steve Lillie M. G. Leonard Lauren St John Rashmi Sirdeshpande Jasbinder Bilan - I'm meant to be writing... DebbieChazenOfficial Me three! Am on a slightly terrifying deadline- will do my very best x

There’s a guy here singing along to a yacht rock backing track who appears to be wearing a short sleeved polo-neck which isn’t something I realised was a thing.. I wish I had my sketch book

Nothing changes...

Amelia Clark, lover of flagons that sort of thing? x

Always had a soft spot for Clough!

Al Murray - DKMS.ORG.UK 🇺🇦 Will she never just go the fuck away?!?! She never gives up!