Today's #KitchenConcert is Cameo's Word Up on banjolele. I learned this for previous festivals & this is me seeing if the words are still in my head. Turns out they are.

And, as if by magic, JK Rowling just started trending.

I was just looking for something else & found this murder ballad I wrote about a baker.

I've seen James Mayhew saying he had a good night sleep last night - and others saying the same. I also had that experience. Is there any evidence that electromagnetic radiation increases melatonin? Or are there enough of us who slept through last night to be that evidence?

I'm unclear what happened here.

There are now 2 kinds of people on Twitter. Those who saw it. Those who didn't. What we need to do is really work on that division. As a non see-er I'm starting a conspiracy theory that all your photos are fake. Who's with me (if you're not you're against me).

And now U2's Where the Streets Have No Name as requested by ScandieBirdie language-nerdie 💙💛 SadieRose Bermingham.

#PirateJukeBox

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I'm delighted to have my friends from Chicken & Frog selling books at my show at the end of this month.

Have just woken up both of my children to see the northern lights!

Just made this sea shanty!

Henrietta. Have you met her?
Who?
Henrietta Loaf
Did he.
What?
Eat a whole loaf. How greedy. Was it seedy?
No, you silly oaf. That's her name.
What's whose name?
Henrietta.

etc.

A parcel came for my son today. It had no trouble slipping through the letter box.

If this book were a screenplay, it would be a film in which the audience votes on what happens next. The majority wins, of course....

Or at least that's what you're led to expect when you enter the cinema.

So we just need to raise the money to make it now, Simon Griffiths.