i'm calling the police

Apropos of some wild developments in historical conspiracy theories of late, I’ve just made this discovery of contemporary evidence which shows, plainly, that the 1688-9 revolution was glorious. The hand really is exceptional; no palaeography needed. #ScottishHistory #nichepatter

Get out of my way you fucking orc

what the dear christ is going on

i'm seeing dick and dom live and i've never felt more like i'm on drugs

Angus Lyon Gran's House Studio Bands FC #nichepatter

@thebonwalsh you heard it right folks, that's GUNPHONE coming soon for a full ROADSHOW release to a theatre near YOU!

Roy Batty Johnny Martins was just your average teenage detective, now it's time for him to make the call
GUNPHONE
based on the YoungAdult Fiction hit

This Livingston striker looks like Alistair McGowan playing Eminem. #nichepatter

Hearing Rangers signed off their email with 'haymaker delivered'.

#nichepatter #briankennedy