Nicole(@NicoleMiichelle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

when ur mom tries to make fun of u & asks 'Did u go snorking in that McMaster puddle!' 'U mean snorkling!? 'Oh shit ya!' Haha

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Nicole(@NicoleMiichelle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*looking at pic of prego sister* 'Linds' belly is huge!' Mom 'Ya, she's as round as a cuccumber. *long pause* I mean watermelon'

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my mother tries to prank call me while im at work, but she always forgets that we live in modern times & we have caller ID

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Kelly Baem(@behmsnotbombs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Amelia Sunday we are having a v. Proper easter luncheon. Pastels, finger sandos, greyhounds - come over around 2 if you're free!

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