Not sure if I should feel proud or ashamed that the man at the deli just assumed this large tray of sausage & pepper was for more than one person.

Live tonight at Towne Crier Cafe in Beacon, NY. Show at 8:30pm.

Cafe Bustelo: For when you want to experience heart palpitations and the overwhelming urge to shout about cute dogs at a stranger for no reason on a Friday morning.

I had to go back and create practice tracks for new bandmates to learn from tonight, and rediscovered what is, to me, the most impactful part of our album.

We're at Towne Crier Cafe in Beacon, NY on 5/25. Come for dinner, stay for a good cry.

#rootsreverie #rebirth

Y'all, has anyone perhaps stopped to consider the fact that these celebrity couples we spend so much of our lives discussing might be having just like... really bad sex?

'$145.58' - Manchester Orchestra's '100 Dollars' Adjusted For Inflation

I've just now had to unsubscribe from my 2nd engagement ring manufacturer's marketing emails in just a few short years and I'm now starting to understand:

1) The problem is me.
2) Why I shriek uncontrollably whenever I open Tinder.

Parrot. I want one to hang out on my left shoulder, like I'm a pirate. Except instead of pillaging and stealing, it just repeats my sarcastic phrases I say quietly, but way louder, and I get to blame it on said parrot in public, but still secretly high five it like, 'Nice.'

And if I can beat the odds, maybe find a win, learn to love myself and find hope again, I'll try to embrace that thing that you always said: That I am a good man, worthy of love and respect.

I lived in the South once for 13 months, eight years ago, and somehow that was enough to make me continue to consistently use the phrase, 'Y'all' in regular conversation.

The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans

'No, we don't... we don't need... anymore... shirts.' - Exhausted mother at the airport just now

Me? Come up to sing a guest spot? No. I can't. Oh, fine. But really, I'm not prepared.
*Pulls vocal cords from sleeve and crams them in throat*

I should be consulted on 100% of the product safety testing that happens in this country because, chances are, I've nearly accidentally caused significant bodily harm to myself or someone else using whatever it is.

Celebrate #EarthDay by giving a listen to this album from John Black | Roots Reverie. I played drums and percussion on all the tracks. #drummer #originalmusic #homestudio
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One of the flight attendants on this plane is actively blowing bubbles in the aisle with groups of small children, calming them from their fearful screaming.

She is a living example that the answer to 9 out of 10 problems of the spirit is love and patience.

...the bitch.

I think we really are underselling how cooked Facebook is. This is a 17,000 member group called 'Facebook complaints center' made up of people that post like they recently got a concussion

Rear Window is such a great film. My neighbour across the street watches it all the time.