Top tip for you. Never paint your fence. After about a year, it starts to look shit. After 5 years, when you finally get round to it, you repaint it, the whole time knowing that it’s going to look shit in about a year. It’s a vicious cycle.

WAHEY!

Dear Fisher-Price®, a xylophone has wooden bars, and a glockenspiel has metal bars. Just thought you should know.

Thanks to everyone who got tickets! Apologies to anyone that had issues.

Love this!

New album vibes!

Great first day of album release! Thanks for having us resident, PieandVinyl and Banquet Records and to all the lovely folk who came along to see us.

True to its name, it was a beautiful day! Beautiful Days

Any takers? Public Service Broadcasting JFAbraham Wriggles

Blimey. I did not realise you now even have to put together the screws for Ikea furniture!! Bad times.

This New Noise will be released on Test Card Recordings on 8 September 2023 on 2LP, 2LP indies-only clear version, and CD. Pre-order the album now here: lnk.to/PSB_ThisNewNoi…

The record is a newly remixed version of our 2022 BBC Proms concert with BBC Symphony Orchestra & Chorus and Jules Buckley.

Drum kit in a prison! That’s a first for me. #mybloodyfestival

This is so good!

“My likes and more”. Ok. That’s the final straw. It’s definitely time I get a family subscription now…

Ok. I’m just going to ask it. Does anyone own an Instant Pot Pressure Cooker? Because I am looking at them now, and I am very excited. Perfect rice? Yes. Pressure cooker? Yes. Slow cooker? Yes. I’m a very fun person. Honestly…

Wow, that’s one way to kickstart your Christmas Day!

Uh oh, it’s been leaked 😒

This is ridiculous. That drum fill nearly made me spit my tea out!! youtu.be/xlJNdNVc-Z8