It’s actually not safe for women to be pregnant in half of the country. Please vote for the Democratic Party, the alternative will be worse for everyone.

He’s always had my back and been by my side! Can we please show some love to the Gentleman from Maryland, Rep. Jamie Raskin?

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Did TCM hire my mom to write their movie synopses?

Yeeeeaaaahhh! Can’t WAIT to see Patton Oswalt Comedy & Magic Club in #hermosa been too long!

Finally watching Death Bed, I blame Patton Oswalt

Oh my GOD

I love Mike Drucker so much.

Perfect description of the internet culture warriors

I dunno, I'm gonna guess it's because I've built a career that allows me to get paid to do fun shit in multiple industries at the same time? You should try it.

Breaking News:

This is 💯💯💯. Mike Drucker is a fantastic writer on his worst day but he caught 🔥🔥🔥with this one WOW

JUST SAYIN’

My ancient ancestor, Bookwormius Osvaltio

Thanks for stopping into our GR store Patton Oswalt

The Minor Threats spinoff project, Barfly #1 by Patton Oswalt + Jordan Blum + Kyle Starks Ryan Browne? + Scott Hepburn + Dark Horse Comics will be dropping July 10!

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Last night in Detroit was crazy. TINA SNOW at the arena, Mike Epps at The Fox, me at The Fillmore and They Might Be Giants at The Majestic. We all met up after at Duly’s Place and played Exploding Kittens ‘til dawn.

Saw Patton Oswalt in Detroit last night. Absolute comedy God still.

The INTERNET is UNdefeated! This thread is so that all the B6 songs can be consolidated into one space! Someone just sent me the first country song! I must admit I’ve had a number of Bops stuck in my head. Drop your fav 👇🏾.

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That’s right, baby, sound it out.