Topical Jokes I have made in the past part 2

Wee series I am starring called “Topical Jokes I have made in the past” Part 1

God I love him

What the fuck is this?

We’re the famous tartan army and we’re off to Germany 😅

I have officially walked from Glasgow to Germany. One big final push to Munich 🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Scotland. Go see one of the kings

Go and see Cullen when it’ll be even worse than his Fringe show

Reckon the lad in the fancy hat who asks people to kiss his ring may be protesting too much.

Absolute joy chatting with Amy Irons and Craig Levein today.

Always said Craig was my favourite Scotland manager.

(frantically deletes tweets)

Still love this

Come along tonight to Blackfriars’s comedy basement to see an awesome lineup of professional comedians for only £4!

For that you also get a 2-4-1 pizza deal from Nona said

The show starts at 8pm!!

Mark Nelson Amanda Hursy Sandy Bouttell to name a few! Tickets below

I’d respect him if he just answered, “I said all that to win the Labour leadership. If I say I will tax the top 5%, Labour will lose donors, I will lose votes.”

That’s real honesty.

Here Rishi, reckon you could sum up your entire time as PM in one dribble?

Last Euros I dyed my hair to match Lyndon Dykes.

Gonna be a lot trickier this time.

“Now say you are gonna re-introduce National Service”

SITC2....Mark Nelson you bellend 😂😂😂 absolute balla move!

Absolute Cuts got some of the merch - ordered Thursday, delivered Saturday - top swag 👍🏻
Now sort out Patreon so I can give you more of my money!
Mark Nelson
Ryan Cullen

I would sell both testicles to go back

“Now say you are gonna re-introduce National Service”

'See you next weekend, be good for your mum.'