The agile trolley problem:

The release train approaches.

Do you choose to kill the solution or the customer?

“I’ve heard a stereotype that Americans are shit at geography, but I didn’t know Americans could be that shit”

—Jani Eväkallio, to me

Great morning for a run. With friends!

Gone MIA

We are bringing to Athens 🇬🇷 Jani Eväkallio, and a talk about Durable Objects, one the best talks during #CityJSLondon based on our attendees feedback

Get your tickets now 🔽
athens.cityjsconf.org

Did a dog tweet this

Good day out running with friends

As we've been talking yesterday Jani Eväkallio, I just collected the most important slides from my last week's talk and I am sure that you understand them without too much further context.

(also pinging Stefan Baumgartner @[email protected], because of reasons)

I think about this tweet all the time 😭

Jani’s talk at CityJS Conferences is one of the best I’ve seen. It’s masterful rhetoric with also a high-fidelity technical discussion on software architecture, serverless, and rethinking systems for scale.

Truly one of the best talks I’ve seen. The perfect blend of humor,

Jani took a nice photo of the room our track is in so I'll just join in to say that:

⏰ 12:10pm (right before lunch)
🗺️ Lowther Room
🎙️ I'll be talking about background jobs, durable execution, and pigeons

Come say hi and help me feel less nervous!

Hello CityJS Conferences London!

I'll be doing a live-coding introduction to real-time applications using Cloudflare Developers Durable Objects in the upstairs Lowther Room after lunch

I am very bad at live coding. Please do not come. I beg of you, stay away from this room at 1:30pm

Cloudflare seems to be taking the approach of “build cool stuff quietly and then let everyone find out about it at random” marketing.

Nissan al Gaib!