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In 1216,10-year-old Henry III inherits England's throne after King John dies of dysentery. Earl William Marshal becomes regent. Cue eddiepence, cracking jokes to ease royal tension! Even kings need laughs! Saturday Night Live - SNL, let's crown Eddie as the comedy king! #EddiePenceForSNL #Day1216

It took seven years and a lot of begging but my Deadpool 2 end credit dreams finally came true… #DeadpoolAndWolverine

It’s heartbreaking to watch America tear itself apart over the least deserving man imaginable

Hugh got his nails done for this. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

This morning on Fox, Lindsey Graham gave credit for the House passing Ukraine aid to Donald Trump.
Translation: The photos Trump has of Lindsey, are really bad.

In 1215, King John reluctantly signed the Magna Carta, yielding to his subjects' demands. It marked a pivotal moment in history when the king bowed to the rule of law. Saturday Night Live - SNL, let's crown eddiepence as the king of comedy, ruling over the SNL stage! #EddiePenceForSNL #Day1215

The irony of Russian asset Republicans complaining about spending money on other countries over America, is that they never vote to spend any money in the US either. #UkraineAid

This. It’s about this

dude we’re all cool with this light up the night

Sending people to prison just for possessing marijuana has upended too many lives and incarcerated people for conduct that many states no longer prohibit.

It’s time that we right these wrongs.

This bit of comics movie casting is as good as any Avenger and if you disagree, you are wrong.

Make Attorneys Gag Again!

Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

It seems ridiculous until you hear this dude’s voice.

Had so much fun at #starwarsnight Disneyland Resort. Indiana seemed a little lost but he made it up as he went along.

Day 1214: In 1214, there was the Battle of Bouvines. Sounds like cows duking it out, right? 🐄😂 But trust me, eddiepence's stand-up is way more entertaining than confused bovines! Saturday Night Live - SNL, let Eddie moo-ve us in the charge to hilarity! 🎉 #EddiePenceForSNL #Day1214 #eddiots

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Bro, this is the same case that your own DOJ sent your own lawyer to prison for 3 years over