'Do we prioritise energy security & your family’s finances in our approach to net zero or put environmental dogma first?'
Meanwhile, the head of the Environment Agency has admitted burying FOI requests because the truth about the environment in England is “embarrassing.”

Apparently, the Angela Rayner 🌹 inquiry will be complete in time for the GE.
Meanwhile, has any action been taken on the alleged £232m owed by Lady Michelle Mone or the accompanying £14.7bn PPE fraud?
Thought not.
#TorySleaze #AngelaRayner #GeneralElectionNow

RTBladeoftheSun: In the same vein, can someone explain to me how Sunk's homunculus, Gullis, is now worth £5m when he was a deputy Head just a few years ago? Is this how being a Tory grifter works?
Yes. Next question?
#TorySleaze #GeneralElectionNow
Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR 🌎 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 🇩🇰🇺🇦

The look of sheer WTAF on the faces of the Welsh brewery workers. It’s got the vibe of after works drink when the boss has announced they’re all being culled.
#sunak #ToriesAreToast

The long farewell of the architects of the current shit show that is the UK.
Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR 🌎 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 🇩🇰🇺🇦
#sunak #r4today #ToriesAreToast

Oh, my aching sides. Baron Porklove fears there could be 'long delays at the EU border.' Remind me which arse trumpet was responsible for getting us on the wrong side of the border in the first place.
#Brexithasfailed #absurdtwatcameron

In other news, Austrian honour guard looks anywhere but at the touring maximalist vortex of mediocrity.
#helicoptercrash
#absurdtwatSunak #generalelectionNOW

There is an ethical void at the heart of Britain, and
yet 14% of the 'sample' polled by Ipsos think this disgustingly grubby and pathetic govt is doing a 'competent job!'
#Worldbeatingscandals
#subhuman
#GeneralElectionNow

Sunak: ‘TheUK government doesn’t sell arms directly to Israel. And it has a strict arms control regime.’
WTAF. It doesn't directly sell cars either, or cheese. This man is a complete f**** congenital idiot.
#PMQs #SunakOut566

Impotent.
Sunak responds to every question with an attack about when Labour was last in power - 14 years ago!
Memory man then says all Labour can do is ‘look at the past.’
He really is beyond shit at this stuff.
#PMQs #sunakered

Oh my sides. Andrew Mitchell says: 'Nearly 40% of dirty money is laundered in London & UK crown dependencies'

So, the only known Torag success in 14 years in govt.
#PMQs

Dysfunctional ICBMs, £3bn aircraft carrier, HMS Banjax, stuck in the Isle of White with a dodgy propellor, the army down to its smallest size in living memory, and an air defence system that wouldn't even stop a kite.
#ToryGaslighting #ToryLiars

It used to be great to be a eunuch.
In third-century China, they ruled the roost. WTF changed?
#sunakered #GeneralElectionN0W

RTPaul Templeman: After years of shorting the nation, the gnomic hardman announces he's recommissioned the Mary Rose.
*Apologies to David Byrne*
Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR 🌎 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 🇩🇰🇺🇦

‘Heat my stables’ said today that he “had come to feel that the time is right for a new, energetic Conservative to represent Stratford-upon-Avon”.
#politicslive #ToriesCorruptToTheCore #absolutetwatzahari

Sunak: 'The record shows the Tories are the only party with a clear plan to tackle water pollution.'
Sunak: A semi-sentient piece of ignorant reneging excrement with a plummy accent, discharged into a chalk stream by a corrupt privatised utility ...
#Torysewageparty #ToryLies

She really is a modern day Lord Haw Haw !

Mark Harper: 'We are going to continue to focus on ... the priorities of the British people.'
It's time the risible & abusive #Tories stopped claiming to speak for 'the British people'. Brutish, lying, venal they are done & should just the f*ck up & go away?
#springtimeforsunak

Mendacious, cowardly piece of sh*t with affected posh vocal says Tory losses have been 'disappointing', but insists he is 'focused completely' on delivering for voters.

Time for another burst of performative cruelty then.
#LocalElections2024 #SunakOut556 #GeneralElections2024

Payback for Redcar and Cleveland gammon.
Starting in July, weekly flights from Teeside - Rwanda.
#LocalElections2024 #TeesValleyMayor #GeneralElection2024