Well here's a thing! Will be super fun as ever!

Thought I would give you all a bit of a treat. The Dutch royally taking the mick out of English sports. It's a classic... Don't forget #CGF (Crap Gag Friday) tomorrow.

Jiskefet - English Sports youtu.be/E_6d3JBBo4s?si… via YouTube

Almost sold out at both venues... Can't wait !!!

Quiet after the Giro? Oooooh no! The Circuit Franco-Belge is underway... well worth dropping in on. A properly challenging 22km circuit to be taken five times... including the testy Knokteberg... LIVE 14.15 UK on digital. Welcome US viewers Max LET'S GO RACING!

Almost sold out at both venues... Can't wait !!!

I'm a real fan of Steam Punk... it's easily the healthiest way to prepare Punk

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...thanks Norm xxx

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Tonight in #Worcester Huntingdon Hall ! Carlton Kirby Carlton Kirby shares the wisdom/chaos of his 25 years' covering the Tour de France. #TDF2024 Still a few seats left at the back! worcestertheatres.co.uk/huntingdon-hal…

Well hello again FloBikes peeps... we are LIVE at Rond Van Limburg at the top of the hour...in around 25mins time. So strap in for a lumpy one... A hellish ramp after 196km of racing... at least they get a preview of it on the loop around Tongeren. It will be quite the punch up!

Right... Hoosie can't make it so there must be at leasts two tickets left for THIS COMING TUESDAY.... yep in two days time.... WORCESTER GET READY!!!! Looking forward to seeing you all

Thanks to Dr Mel for the heads up... Big day today @2jddunkerque Rain still threatening on the climb to the line... This the venue for the French Champs last time around. Proper test... gnarly ! LIVE at 2pm UK TIME

Loving the previously unknown sensitive scenes now to be found in: Star Trek First Season: Director's Cut.

00.00 Opening Star Sequence...
00.57 CUE BILL: 'Captain's Log star date 15.13.1 ...it still won't flush down the toilet

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LIVE 4 Jours de Dunkerque / GP des Hauts-de-France ...grizzly weather and a guaranteed sprint finale in Le Touquet... Big Sam vs Demare vs Degenkolb vs Eddy Boss... and plenty of upstarts... WEHEY!!!

Greetings lovely people! Back from being lightly toasted in Saudi... 40c!!!! To lovely damp 17c of France Nord & 6 day race called '4 Jours de Dunkerque' ... naturally. Destination Le Touquet. So if you're fed up with Pog Rock then join this busker! Live form 15h uk Max

Good Lord ! Go to Bloomsbury.com and you'll find there's a sale on!!! This hardback 'giggle tome' is on at just £11.89... I mean come on guys... that's a bargain 🥳🥊🎉🚴🏻‍♂️💭💭💭Bloomsbury Sport

Yep that sure was an amazing day... still panting thanks to Tom!

What do you call a magician who's lost their magic? 

Ian. 

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As a wedding gift I bought my niece and her new husband an elephant for their room.
'Thank you Uncle Carlton' she said.
'Don't mention it' I replied.

As it's Crap Gag Friday I thought I'd go for two short jokes followed by a longer one... are ya ready!?
Joke... Joke... Jooooooooooooooke

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