My birthday is in less than two weeks.

Start getting ready.

Doesn’t seem like too much of an ask to be able to scroll through replies without seeing actual porn

This is Reed. He discovered that the key to the perfect scratch is gravity. 12/10

I Woke up fucking fabulous!

Be Kind ❤️

Michael Keaton & Jack Nicholson >

*watching the NHL playoffs last night.
Announcer: He wanted to get off in under three minutes.
Me: ………I’m not going to say it.

I Woke up fucking fabulous!

I’m Samantha. 😎

Someone dressed their llama up as a groomsmen in their wedding and why am I obsessed with this? 😂💀

I could listen to Sheamus talk all night. That accent is fire.

And keep eating cheeseburgers. Looking good. 👀 #WWERaw

Actually, he was murdered and they still made him go to work.

These umpires need to seriously chill the fuck out. The game isn’t about you. So tired of them always being an issue during games. It’s just getting worse and worse.

I Woke up fucking fabulous!

About last night…

Did people just learn the word “tease” and are now continuously tweeting it to me?

My birthday is coming up. I’d like Samoa Joe back. ❤️

I’ve watched WWF/E my whole life and never referred to them as anything other than wrestlers. 👏🏻

I’ll post nudes if #MLB gets rid of Angel Hernandez.

Happy Sunday!

I Woke up fucking fabulous!

I like me. And John Candy. ❤️

*Baseball Chickie!* So the Dude was complaining about a sexy woman sometimes showing just enough to tastefully leave things to the viewers imagination!

On this date in 1982 Activision released the video game 'Pitfall!' for the Atari 2600. The game is one of the best-selling on the Atari 2600, with over four million copies sold. #80s #80s videogames #1980s