“Why are you crying? It’s just a YouTube cameo”

My wife, getting ready for our double date while I’m in the shower practicing my Jeff Goldblum impression

The wife has informed me that the jar of peanut butter I’ve been eating from for the past week is the same jar she lets the dogs lick directly out of.

Anyway, the manifesto will be in your inboxes by morning, you’ll know what to do. Remember me.

I’m mad at my dog rn so here’s a picture of him on a glue trap

As soon as I start making a Modern Warfare retrospective, this alternate cutscene is found and Warzone digs up the corpse of Soap for cosmetics (again). Please continue, I need drama.

I want to know what Alex did to make Paul put this in the Bible

“He was mean to me but that’s his mistake”

We react to YOUR memes! Some filler content before the next episode on Saturday! Link below

Jesus: “They’re blind to the truth and will lead others astray.”
Peter: “Tell me what that means.”
Jesus: “Are you dumb?”

My editor: “Here’s the first draft, let me know if anything needs changed.”
The first draft:

This guy won’t leave my house

“I want you to kill Aubrey Drake Graham”

I want to make a gun iceberg. Weird, unique guns, of course, but also concepts in firearms manufacturing & shooting most people aren’t aware of. Parallax, zeroing, roller delayed bolts, etc. Give me some entry ideas in the replies ⬇️

Love to see a kid supporting his dad

Quick sketch while watching the new Creep Cast EP. I definitely wanna take a stab at a Mr. Wellers design
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