Glad you all had a nice time but I'm afraid the sky only does that when it's extremely distressed

Great night spent photographing the light pollution from the M25. Lovely beige hue offset by the ominous hum of endless freight traffic. Smashing.

No 'Northern Lights' for me. I'm British thanks, and batter coloured night skies are good enough for us.🇬🇧

It's me, I'm the idiot. Turns out all the other protesters were using her participation as a proxy to make their voices heard, but I genuinely thought she was the Israeli Defense Minister 🫢😬

TheIainDuncanSmiths On the one hand privatised water companies are thieves, arseholes and bastards who are polluting the water and charging us through the nose for it.
On the other, they made Bear and Russ hug in raw sewage possibly giving them gastroenteritis.
Swings and roundabouts.

(emptying buckets of medical waste into the Thames as Russell Brand and Bear Grylls tearfully embrace a few feet away) don’t mind me, folks

Me leaving Roadchef after blocking the toilet.

The pussy
It destroyed its bio
Yes
YES!
The pussy is out

President Ernesto Chulapal with his Minister of Economics Luis Esteban Lopez, pictured at the March 1999 LACOR Conference in Bogota. Both men were killed a few days later in a military coup.

man, elon cannot catch a break 😔

What a strange thing for her to come out with. Were these her exact words?

Trump onstage calling his opponent 'Brainworm Bobby' while maggots descend on his prefrontal cortex like a pack of raptors

Nadhim Zahawi really spent all week revising the 'Normal Human Behaviours' briefing material his advisors gave him only to come up with 'every morning as I shave my head in the mirror' 😭😭😭

Very grateful to Joselu and Choupo-Moting for blessing us with the most 'Ryan Shawcross testimonial'-coded Champions League semi we're ever likely to see