Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat
@RolfatWarwick
I’m Rolf @warwickuni campus cat. I live with my family near campus but love my uni friends. Ambassacat for student well being. #RelaxWithRolf every Friday.
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18-06-2015 12:12:51
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Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat Hi Rolf, Thought you might be interested in this news story about another campus cat - Max, at Vermont State University Castleton. He will be receiving an honorary degree - a 'Doctor in Litter-ature' - at graduation this weekend.🐾🐾🐱🐱
vermontpublic.org/local-news/202…
Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat arrived in Economics, enjoyed food, demanded cuddles and is now on track for a well deserved nap. Sleep tight Rolfie! 🥰🐈⬛🐾💤 #RolfSaysRelax #RolfRules
Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat arrived mid-afternoon, ate, and promptly escaped upstairs… after a few hours I went to check on the sleeping kitty who was surprised when I layed beside him. To make things right he turned his back on me and continued sleeping 😂🥰🐈⬛🐾💤 #RolfRules
Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat Rolf is standing right in line
With some critters that are huge
He's not too sure about it
But Robb can't think of a get out excuse
Turns out they kept them composure
But Rolf kept a sharp eye open
An unsuspected llama attack
Could end up with tempers broken!
Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat Do cats have magic abilities?
It appears they do!
When Rolf goes into cat loaf mode
He shrinks a size or two
It's an amazing ability
Cos when he goes back to resting phase
It seems he grows once again
And he does this most days!
Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat It's the return of the Catucccino Challenge
At the Medical School Cafe
Will they achieve perfection?
And make Mr Cats day?
The squirty cream Is in the cup
And presented to Rolf with a smile
And when he realises what it is
The wait was worth the while
Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat Cats can sleep
In the strangest of places,
In chests of drawers
Or on top of your braces,
But below a knee
Is where Rolf likes to kip,
Arms wrapped around
Is our Rolf's comfy tip,
For getting some shuteye
It just can't be beat,
Although Rolf's poor human
Can't get up on his feet!
Rolf report 17 May: Some people may clap to a beat; I prefer to lick to a beat. Or try at least. All with the help of The King of Tango, the marvelous Carlos Gardel and his classic Por Una Cabeza, beautifully strummed by Steven Law. For #RelaxWithRolf .
Rolf the Warwick University Campus Cat There's really nothing better
Than finding a patch of Schmutz
It's one of Rolfs favourite things
Just rolling in the dust
There's only one thing better
And that's rolling in it twice
So let's play say Americans
Cos once just doesn't suffice!
Rolf report 10 May: No bird action this week on #RelaxWithRolf , but plenty of snoozing. It’s Tchaikovsky’s Sleeping Beauty Ballet Suite. Do you think Sleeping Beauty applies to anyone in particular today? I couldn’t possibly comment. Rolf x