RAF_Luton
@RAF_Luton
The assumed Official Twitter account of the world's most mysterious & secret (and fictitious) military base.
(Parody/Satire Account)
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18-01-2019 18:13:07
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Fact of the Day: Boeing A320 was the first airplane to release #Chemtrails (Ionised Droplets Improvement Of Thoughts gas) on the 31st Feb 1926, pilot Sqn Ldr Nottie Zactly-Trew had to fly 'nose up' so the gas would fall out the back
Photographed from a Canberra
BREAKING: #Eurovision Typhoon scrambled (Sorry Sophie) to intercept #AuroraBoreal after Geordies in Sunderland report seeing strange lights in the sky, Sqn Ldr Nottie Zactly-Trew used 80,085 bullets to defend his Typhoon from the alien space lasers
Photographed from a Canberra
Photo of the Day: F22 parked under the #Aurora Boreal at RAF Luton, the increase in #Aurora activity last night was due to gases escaping from the tears of #Eurovision2024 fans as they protest about Ipswich being in the final
Photographed from a Canberra #NorthernLights