Ed Sullivan wouldn’t let Jim Morrison say “Vanilla Fudge” on TV

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People ask me what the best comedy record is of all time and I say it’s The Bee Gees ‘Tragedy’

Alec Baldwin ordering coffee has become more complex than heart transplants. Let’s see if Dr Barney Clark can make a vanilla blonde hot with oat milk and dairy free creamer

‘Pencils with Cartridges’ is my favorite Talking Heads album

Chuck was able to overcome the tragedy what with his folksy grin and down on the farm humor. The Air Force denied rumors that Yeager’s flight plan put him within 3 miles of Clemente’s plane.

I got a free toothbrush from the dentist today. I mean when will this merry-go-round of fun stop?

‘The Crispins’ were a young band out of Montreal who met their demise when Chuck Yeager hit their tour bus with an experimental fighter jet

Her time was long overdue. How many times did she make fun of Ron Cey’s short legs in her act? Shameful.

You have to be a certain angry SOB to clean out your ashtray and toss a half-eaten supersize meal across the parking lot. I hope they catch up to Joe Buck He must be stopped!

I like the phrase “salad toppins” That’s a marketing gimmick I never tire of. Hot damn! Salad toppins!

Thierry Henry I keep a clairvoyant gimp in a box for all triple crown bets. No handicapping necessary

Kokomoschmoe I’ve said on more than once someone hit C H A K A | K H A N with a Nerf™️ football 🏈 @ Anaheim Stadium as she performed 🎤 as an opening act for The Who. Unfazed, she picked up the Nerf football while still singing 🎶and lobbed it left-handed back into the crowd. m.youtube.com/watch?v=pW1XTZ…

‘ Cigarettes and cheeseburgers’ would’ve been a great Jimmy Buffett song…and maybe it was.

Even Marion Barry was like “Day-ummmm!” Gerald McRaney was her pack mule.

Eddie Bird once dropped Billy Packer with a forearm shiver. Putt Putt Golf dispute

Happy Jack Nicholson Day

And did it while handing Taylor Swift a beer

You want to bring a rockstar down to your level? Just hit them in the head with a beach ball while they’re doing their guitar solo. Even Jimmy Page can’t live that one down. He may as well be a popcorn vendor at that point.

I never saw Elvis Presley live, but I did see the lead guitarist for REO Speedwagon get hit in the head with a Beachball at the Fort Wayne Colosseum. “Don’t let the beachball go!” Kevin Cronin sang in despair.

Pete Rozelle tried to hire Anderson as a NFL referee. He would often throw his hand up in the air and yell “Good!” Some say it was a combination of Stockholm Syndrome and cheap Middle-Eastern antiperspirants.