Here goes nothing…

I hope this email finds you on your third cup of coffee this morning questioning all of your life decisions

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A bittersweet week of “lasts” as an official Austin resident. This morning: last run on the Town Lake Trail.

I’ve spent a lot of miles on this trail — some good and some painful — and I will deeply miss it.

On the fence about whether to buy this for my kids but then I saw it’s *organic*

And just wait until I start adjuncting “The Law of Taylor Swift”

Anyone with California employment needs -- smash that bookmark button ASAP! Michelle is a total rockstar and clients absolutely adore her.

So proud of you Michelle Strowhiro!

Moms: All we want for Mother’s Day is to be left alone in a dark room for 12 hours

Kids: Best I can do is an epic meltdown at brunch, a dance recital, and asking for a snack every 48 seconds

I — and I cannot stress this enough — am never moving again

I fear my days for these adorable forms are numbered, but this one might be my favorite yet. “I love my mommy because she always make me feel konfudint.”

Can’t ask for more ❤️

A (very sweet) someone anonymously left a bunch of Texas themed goodies outside of Steve Vladeck’s office this week and the card is sending me

Welp, it’s official. I never made a 40 Under 40 list.