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Think the lyrics are actually:

“Blunt on your face. Big disgrace.
Touching his willy all over the place.”

Damn - my gig in Helsinki on 7th July has been cancelled because the arena is kaput. Anyone need a wedding singer that weekend?

After a spenny private school education, you’d really hope my sister would be able to string a decent sentence together.

Uh-oh.

It’s always my fault, isn’t it.

Coz I’m singing about my cock.

Even as I type, I can hear the whole world screaming, “NOOOOOOO!!!”

I feel incredibly fortunate to have just been part of an incredible crowd for James Blunt in Cardiff. What a showman, every member of the audience singing along to EVERY song, literally had the whole arena on their feet in seconds! 👏👏

Same time next year?

Pleasure to have you onboard.

Putting this on my gravestone.

Went to see James Blunt . The saddest yet happiest concert I’ve ever been to. The guy is an absolute master.

Just back from watching James Blunt at the AO Arena Manchester with the wife. I didn’t know what to expect but wow! I was completely blown away. Absolutely phenomenal performance and what showman you are sir. I enjoyed the miserable songs the most 😉 thank you! #YourArena

Manchester with James Blunt was the best night of my entire life. He is an incredible musician and I have never cried, laughed and loved so much in one night. Thank you!!

James Blunt

James Blunt is some bloke👏🏻

As the next image wearing my merchandise was Kim Jong-Un, I suspect you are beyond help.

It’s tonight!? Shit, I’m at home watching cartoons.

Your Brummie Mexican wave James Blunt