“Yes Governor, is Kim Jong Un in the room with us right now?”

I live for this level of Kristi Noem trolling

People hate cops...

🐒 business

::cracks knuckles::

I can't wait to see Hakeem Jeffries take that Speaker gavel in January. 🔥

Ron Filipkowski You can’t embarrass the shameless.

Not a drag Queen.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 You have ZERO power. No one cares what you have to say. Your 15 minutes were up 2 years ago.

Eric Alper 🎧 Unless you buy your seafood right where it was caught, it has been frozen. And frozen seafood is actually the freshest, because it’s frozen right after being caught or harvested.

New episodes of Cryptid Cocktail Party and Citizens Guide To The Supernormal are out now!

Sarah Palin “I could see Kristi Noem wrasslin’ with Kim Jong Un from my porch.”

HOLD ON NOW.
YA SAY IT WILL CARRY POUCHES & PACKAGES?!

I usually just delete the phishing texts, but sometimes I get bored.

It’s not Friday. #sourdough

I thought about John Ales AF™️ and Seamus Blackley when I saw this 🤯

instagram.com/reel/C6ZNtPlO9…

Good morning from Sonoma.. this is late but I've already hit the trail and talked to one of my favorite people here Joe Newberry who's on tour out here in Ca...go see him May 8, in San Rafael for Peghead Nation, and Thursday, May 9, at the The Back Room, in Berkeley!

You thought I was insufferable before...

Couldn’t agree more. Totally therapeutic. Plus, I love looking at the differences between men’s/women’s hygiene products. Women get to smell like vanilla and lavender, and men get to use deodorant called SharkThunderTabasco for whatever reason

If FAFO had a face, this is it, Russel Bentley. A US citizen who went to serve with Russia against Ukraine was eventually accused of being a spy. The 64 year old Texan was gang-raped and then finally beheaded.