The fact that young sheldon is good is funnier than any joke ever told in the big bang theory

totally worth the pain

Why the fuck is it called Sonic Colors if the game is only in black and white?

My pal Davis from GA suggested I vocalize a combination of The Duck Song with Sweet Child of Mine, and it made no sense on paper.

But folks, I was dead wrong, holy shit.

You are the stupidest man alive

Odds are this was Eminem’s idea and Dr. Dre and 50 cent were calling him gay the whole time.

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…

non americans don’t realize how small the united states really is

Do people actually think Alec Baldwin killed that woman on purpose

No way i literally get paid to drive a bus at 3am shout out

Tennessee

Successful Wiglett hunt + a real life Caterpie sighting 🐛 #PokemonGO

He’s engagement farming Elon Musk

Shocking news: guy who claims he makes fun of everyone equally is actually a bigot

I can’t believe 4/20 falls on 4/20 this year

posting this to people excited about the delta emulator on iOS and feeling really cool and smug and awesome

what was “The Incident” at your high school?

My opponent after playing me in a glorious game of scrabble:

Wish me happy birthday NOW.