How to sever.

#Severance

That melon isn’t getting any tastier! Get severed at San Diego Comic-Con July 21-24. #Severance #SDCC 2022 #SDCC @appletvplus  @comic_con welcometolumon.com

Devastated and angry, but not hopeless. Don’t give up. Find a place to donate at abortionfunds.org/funds/

Excited to sit down and chat #Severance with with Vancouver International Film Festival tonight at 6pm PT! Come join me! (like on the livestream, don't come to my house.)

I do this beloved character…

#Severance AMA on Reddit this Thursday 12-1pm PT. Melon to follow*

*BYOM

I’m not one of those weirdos who owns a piece of paper, but I do possess a great deal of #Severance knowledge, some of which I’ll be sharing on Reddit this Thursday, 4/21, from 12-1pm PST. Hope to see you there!

Ok but actually please remember to breathe.

Back to work, slackers! Severance is officially returning for Season 2!!! :)

Honestly this ranking feels pretty airtight.

For the record, it's short for Kieran Culkin Eagan. That's hard canon and if I take it back later I'm lying.

I'm on a plane and can't watch #Severance episode 7, even though it's now streaming on @AppleTVPlus. But you can! Also you can probably stretch your legs longer than I can.

I know there are a lot of dangling questions on #Severance , but #TheLexingtonLetter , an original story from the world of #Lumon , is here with a major answer: Yes, the films of David Niven exist in the Severance universe. For this and more, read #TheLexingtonLetter on Apple Books.

#Severance Episode 6, 'Hide and Seek,' is now on @appletvplus and I bet it features more original songs than you're expecting!

With a ratio of 1.25 bathroom stalls per person, Lumon is a truly luxurious place to work. #Severance

If you smoosh my arms together right now it says '@Mparkinb is super awesome and hella talented.' It took a long time to write.

No one gives an office tour like Dylan G!

Today was cool because one of my heroes compared me to a few of my other heroes. Thank you to the great Patton Oswalt for your overwhelmingly kind words, your recognition of our awesome #Severance crew, and for many years of inspiration (and pants-shitting laughter).

3 episodes into #Severance and I'm just blown away. And also creeped out. I've never seen something so well directed, acted, written and DESIGNED that I would actually advise certain people to AVOID it...