The alg is trying to invent a consistent personality for me and is short circuiting.

Found out my friend Alene has a pos/neg association with pretty much every single word.

I miss my dog. <3

Happy Mothers Day to whomever or no one or whatever doesn't make you mad

Martin Luther: “Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.”

Me: 'Oh. OK, you're a bad planner, then.'

Thank you to the random lady at the coffee shop who told me to have a lovely day today as I was leaving.

When is useless third person ever a good idea?

Carrie Poppy The greatest of Jesus Christ's miracles was being a thirty something guy with 12 close friends.

POV: you are my new therapist