You’d never know he was a bloke would you? 🥴😂

Fucking Leffe, what an absolute wazzock 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

This thread is an instruction manual.

This really is unprecedented. When I was young January was ALWAYS hotter than May. Now we have capitalism.

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It may seem a small act but if everyone didn't watch Eurovision they might stop ever doing it again. Makes you think.

If you missed them last night, I understand they are turning on the Northern Lights again tonight.

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Lol ALASTAIR CAMPBELL you shit muncher. Enjoy the championship.

Can we do a trial run of Rwanda with fly tippers?

Burnside I just read your tweet out over the tannoy in B&Q and everyone cheered and started singing 'take a walk on the Burnside'.

I spoke to some new clients yesterday who are moving to the UK from Germany. 'Because Germany is fucked'.

They did express concern about healthcare in the UK. I explained that it is actually the envy of the world and they better start showing it some respect.

Everybody clapped

Bloody northern lights. Coming over here, taking over our dark skies #UkAurora

Twitter is funded by Israel, I suggest everyone who has a problem with that boycotts it forever. Bye Jeremy Corbyn