Cathie Wood made a name for herself scoring big on $TSLA, but since then she's done nothing but hemorrhage money for her investors. also, sexy Mark Zuckerberg tanked the market, and so much more:

youtu.be/cWc2rzo78rs

a lovely little piece from my friend Jana on a Thursday morning

When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I see my steak and potato come out after I’ve smashed 2 baskets of rolls and cinnamon butter.

is this real

most cursed hot dog competition

we have ADDED 15 tickets to the NYC show on May 8th!

eventbrite.com/e/ben-and-emil…

Boy, now I say boy, another one of them aeroplanes done hit that big city World Trade Center

Look between my index and ring finger you fuckin asshole

𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧

Awesome and proof that every school needs a well funded music program!

Ozzy Osbourne's 'Crazy Train' xylophone-style.

we need a phone just for us guys

gene wilder in willy wonka

huge huge huge week for murderers. also turns out the $TSLA cybertruck is a death trap

youtu.be/OEy3DcEBdkk

“And Jesus wept” wow nobody told me Jesus was a fucking crybaby. Big fucking crybaby

CHICAGO! MAY 15TH
LINCOLN HALL

lh-st.com/shows/05-15-20…

CHICAGO! MAY 15TH
LINCOLN HALL

lh-st.com/shows/05-15-20…

He took the crocodile stuck on a fishing hook to his home, treated and raised it.

i really like this guy but living PERFECTLY (or what he believes that to mean at least) just to eke out a few more years does not a make for a life well lived. enjoy yourself, brian. have that 8 PM broccoli u little freak

mad men if don draper was written like a pokemon? is that something