*taps bio*

King Charles official portrait. Apparently he’s in hell.

the honk I just honked

Getting BBQ Lays crumbs in my keyboard because I can't wait for lunch.

NEKO—Soy ilustradora 🎨🏳️‍🌈🐱🐶 The owner of Chick-fil-A close to me went to NC to meet up with a 15 year old girl.. 15 years old 🤬. Started talking on social media. Luckily, her dad came home early and caught them.

nypost.com/2024/03/06/us-…

Almost impressed by how many whiny bitches managed to find this thread to be mad at

Grass is available should you ever decide to do something healthy and touch it

'Court Proceedings'

So happy I took a chance on brown sugar oat milk for my coffee. Makes the mornings better instead of bitter.

Mouse number two dead in hallway. Cats are on a spree.

I just heard Connor yell from downstairs 'I DON'T WANT THAT, LEE!' (Malice is called Lee or Leelee here) So I jumped up and shut my door and put clothes under the crack. Sure enough, Malice had a mouse to share. A real one. Her twice a year in this 115 yo house one. 😬😬

Uh oh.

Getting a bit warm outside.*

*Hi, new followers! I'm DEFINITELY the person who talks about hot and cold all the live long day. I need to be cold, so announce when it's getting too close to 'warm' for my delicate ice princess skin. lol

Things that have made me happy today: getting a Fanta an a homemade burger from the ice cream hut.

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

Book Jockey I mean, how 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆 you beloved Father involve you in planning a gift for your 𝑴𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 for 𝑴𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝑫𝒂𝒚.
Such a lovely memory, and here comes Catty Cathy to try and shit all over it.
Some people aren't happy unless they can diminish the happiness of others.