Purple haze or purple rain?

Sleep walking .. or sleep texting.
Woke up in the middle of texting nonsense. How scary.

My ex in rehab, we didn't go see him. Because at 0100, the morning before his daddy had a stroke. My ex is torn up, and his dad is thinking of letting him come home from rehab.

What do y'all think?
Only helpful comments pls.

Americana Mama Remember that time Chris Wallace debated Trump...I think Biden was there too.

So... what's going on today with, 'Let's charge Trump with everything we are guilty of doing.'...?

Biden has agreed to two debates with Trump.
Trump wants Biden to take a drug test before the next debate.

What do you guys think?

The ICC have issued arrest warrants for Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar and Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu on charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity over the October 7 attacks on Israel and the subsequent war in Gaza,

Iranian president was killed in a helicopter crash during stormy weather.

God isn't playing.

Joe Biden next secretary to the press

Civil War was stupid.

Is it an election or an errection

For our tax dollars?

My mom always said, 'Go out and get you a man with feelings.'

I heard felonies.

Salt on my chocolate caramel...

Omg

Americana Mama I was watching Saturday Night Live just now, and they had on a Scooby Doo skit. As soon as I saw it, I thought about the penis dude.

Do y'all think porn addiction can cause erectile dysfunction in men during sex with a real woman?

Americana Mama Im ashamed i wanna eat ur booty u posting mayo pics i am triggered and fuming u know i have a phobia ...only thing make this right is a semi nude u holding a ' fun size' dildo

What slang in healthcare is like fingers on a chalk board to you? I will go first 'Orientate'!

Me: 'chicken pops and technical shots.'