I don’t know what to make of this, given I’ve been AI more or less since I was born. // Will AI dream up the hit TV shows of the future? - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

A great evening discussing all things storytelling and AI at School of Communication & Creativity for the launch of the School of Communication & Creativity. Was taught law City, University of London an age ago and lovely to return 🙏🏻

Gareth Malone OBE Bonnie Greer Armando Iannucci and Prentice Whitlow ❤️

Me on lies

Reminds me of the time John Major, in similar electoral difficulty, said ‘When your back’s to the wall, you’ve got to turn around and fight.’ Advice that would lead to you fighting a wall.

You. Don’t. Shovel. While. In. A. Hole.

To celebrate the end of Star Wars Day, here’s the greatest description of it ever by a non-fan.
Take it away, Malcolm

Oops

I think it was because, deep down, he doesn’t really know who he is.

Govt spokesperson cheerily telling us that voter ID works, saying that at last year’s elections ‘99.75% of people were able to cast their vote successfully.’ That means 0.25% weren’t, which may sound small, but in an average general election that’s 200,000 voters.

It writes itself….

I’ve voted. Where I am, it was only for a Police Commissioner, but that’s still a big deal since I live in Gotham City.

I could use my lovely blue tick to go off on some thousand word diatribe about how beyond awful these low-lying scoundrels are, but instead I’ll just stick with: register to vote, make sure you have the right ID to vote, and vote.

Fun it was too. Plus, we sorted everything out.

Hurrah! Glad it sorted politics forever

Armando Iannucci Dame ft of clay💙 Use the empty envelope, post it, it’ll cost them. Messages scrawled on the inside top of envelope are, of course, voluntary.

Been away. Arrived home to a mass-produced letter ‘from the Prime Minister’ asking me in a questionnaire to quantify how much I love his cuts in public spending and which way I’ll be voting. I’m assuming this spam-assault is being paid entirely by his party and not by the…

🗣️ Almost two thirds of people in destitution live with a chronic health condition or disability. Cutting people’s eligibility for benefits won't help.

The PM's speech was an irresponsible war of words on people who already aren’t getting enough support.
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The Prime Minister must know he can’t scare people into good health, but his words this morning will be chilling for low income families up and down the country who rely on our social security system for help.

BREAKING: The #RentersReformBill is back in parliament next week. It could change renters like Natalie's lives.

But it's been weakened because of government failure to stand up to landlord MPs.

Call for a Bill that actually protects renters: shltr.org.uk/Sfj5h

Odd juxtaposition in The Times and The Sunday Times. Or is he taking a dump down a well?