NEW EPISODE! We discuss BACK TO THE FUTURE for the start of Comedy Month

What's better, the nearly perfect script, the interesting politics, or the time-travel incest?

Join Rowan, @carlivelocci.com on the other app, Max Rebo’s Roadie, and special guest M.H. Williams wherever you get podcasts!

NEW EPISODE: We close out Schlockuary™️ with the first RESIDENT EVIL, a movie that's not *great* but does exactly what it sets out to do. Plus it's kind of gay.

Hang out with Rowan, Max Rebo’s Roadie, @carlivelocci.com on the other app, and special guest Madi wherever you get podcasts!

It's a good car just doing it's best. 🚗💕

Thanks @carlivelocci.com on the other app and Polygon
polygon.com/gaming/2408395…

NEW EPISODE. Continuing Schlockuary we watch UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING, a movie that's about memory but also about whacking people with bats.

Rowan, @carlivelocci.com on the other app, and Max Rebo’s Roadie are joined by special guest dj mr showmanship. Listen wherever you get podcasts!

Did you know we uploaded our most recent episode? Check out NEMESIS, the first movie in SCHLOCKUARY. Is this movie about androids vs robots a hidden cult classic?

Join Rowan @carlivelocci.com on the other app Max Rebo’s Roadie and special guest Joe Gibson wherever you get podcasts!

Hey I'm in this but support independent video games criticism and check this out. It's not that expensive and there's cool stuff and also cocktails

NEW EPISODE. Do you like French ennui? Time travel? What about flesh-colored bean bags? Then listen to us talk about JE T'AIME, JE T'AIME

Rowan, @carlivelocci.com on the other app, and Max Rebo’s Roadie are joined by Ryan Swen/孫天行/Sun Tien-hsing.

Listen wherever you get podcasts!

totalmassacre.libsyn.com/je-taime-je-ta…

Introducing LIFEBAR, a digital video game zine!

Issue 001, 2023 GOTY

Featuring contributions from my friends and yours, including:

-TL Foster
-Emmet Watkins Jr.
-Will Borger
-Carli Velocci
-Morgan Shaver
-Ty Galiz Rowe
AND MORE!

Download deets and pricing coming soon!

You've seen Speed Racer (definitely); you've seen Ghost in the Shell (uhh...), now take a gander at CASSHERN, billed as the first live-action anime adaptation

Join Rowan, Max Rebo’s Roadie, and special guest What part of Lu Bu did you not understand wherever you get podcasts!

Review: The Analogue Pocket is the best way to enjoy many retro games, as long as you can get one, writes @carlivelocci.com on the other app
xda-developers.com/analogue-pocke…

NEW EPISODE Listen to us talk about DARK CITY, which begs the question: who's the actual protagonist and why is it this boring white guy?

Join Rowan, @carlivelocci.com on the other app, Max Rebo’s Roadie, and special guest @shoebill.moe on bluesky. Listen wherever you get podcasts! totalmassacre.libsyn.com/dark-city

Review: The Lemokey L3 is Keychron's first gaming keyboard, but it's not much of a gaming keyboard at all, writes @carlivelocci.com on the other app
xda-developers.com/lemokey-l3-key…

We're kicking off Dickcember with SCREAMERS, a B-movie that makes you wonder if an opening crawl really can go on too long (it definitely can)

Join Rowan, Max Rebo’s Roadie, @carlivelocci.com on the other app, and special guest Jack. Listen wherever you get podcasts!

Oh hey I reviewed another keyboard

I dunno, I'm not trying to be a buzzkill but this came in the post a few days ago and it feels very telling that not a single woman appears in a list of 'the voices that defined 30 years of PC Gamer.'

It's Halloween, which means we're Spooky Massacre for one day only. 🎃If you're looking for your horror fix, we have some episodes:

👽 Alien: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/alien
👽👽 Aliens: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/aliens
💪 Predator: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/predator
🏹 Prey: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/prey

In case you missed it, we discussed UNDER THE SKIN in our latest episode.

'It absolutely smacks of gender,' raves host Rowan, along with cohost @carlivelocci.com on the other app and special guest largest rodent.

Listen wherever you get podcasts 🎙️

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