I feel like I should be more apt to use an app with my initial. But I’m not.

With my luck, I'd get Oscar tickets, then be seated directly behind the woman wearing that gigantic white veil.

I want to watch Airheads now. #BrendanFraser #Brenaissance

Is Cocaine Bear available for parties? I want to hang. #Oscar #Oscar s2023

Anyone know why #EdSheeran played the Dido parts of #Stan at the #RockHall2022 induction of #Eminem ?

My feet are trapped. Fortunately I’m behind on #thelastdrivein with Joe Bob and Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince 🤠💌 so I’m not just staring at the boys. Although I could. They’re so sweet.

Having a shit day and it’s only 10am. Please send Simpsons memes to cheer me up.

Go #JessicaChastain

Are we just pretending #WillSmith didn’t just assault Chris Rock?

Patton Oswalt absolutely nailed this prediction #BookofBobaFett

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Young people laugh at rape a lot when they see it in a movie while at the theater. It weirds me out.

Always my favorite. #RIPCharlieWatts

Why are so many people anti-boomer? Watch the Woodstock 99 documentary on HBO and listen to every sexist, rape apologist, and absolute remorseless word John Scher says. Then listen to Maureen Callahan eloquently explain why he is a piece of garbage.

Lost our beautiful Jess-Belle yesterday. 15 years and 5 months with her and they were wonderful. Today the house is so empty. Furbs knows and is sad with us. To paraphrase @jonahray, one cat is way the fuck less than two.

How long do you think you can keep your issues to yourself before you can no longer function?

I had a great night last night. This morning I feel unworthy of everything. Depression and anxiety can suck it. Also here’s my cat.

I’m extremely depressed today and I feel like I can’t tell anyone. So I’m telling Twitter. Because if you gaze into the abyss, maybe the abyss will gaze back.

As seen in my retweet, Phylicia Rashad is a rape apologist who thinks that rape doesn’t happen if it doesn’t happen to her. Her tweet should say “Oh good! I can get Cosby Show and Little Bill royalties again!”
Just because he’s your friend doesn’t mean he’s not a rapist

Great job today Andy Murray! Take a well deserved rest tomorrow, I hope we see more of you! ❤️

Watching Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey William Sadler is GOLD in this movie. Makes me want to watch him in his underwear in #Wonderfalls next!