Can’t believe I got a Twitter ban on MP drunk dog day AND Spectator handjob day. Wild.

Everyone running around on here acting like they've never been held hostage by sexual deviants. Pathetic hypocrisy.

Me: it’s not a movie. Lawyers don’t send email: proposing “suppressing” a report and admitting this amounts to “withholding key documents”.

The Post Office:

“Vote Tory on national security, William Wragg is quitting you know”

Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) Furthermore: it only makes that sort of sense in an era of heavy motorised traffic/road deaths - ie it crossed the road in order to get mown down by a car. It wouldn’t have made any sort of sense like that in the first half of the 19th century or before

Quick search of him on the spectator website finds him waxing lyrical about receiving “massages” in January too. He’s obviously decided 2024 is the year he gives up shame.

Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) Absolute gold star example of “being on Twitter means never, ever admitting you’re wrong” here

I mean he wasn’t wrong was he

POV: you are a Tory MP at 3.30am

Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) Modern spiritualism only starts in the very late 1840s (in the Fox home) and isn't even called that, never mind has phrases about the veil, till well unto the 50s.

So, yes, absolutely right!

Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) Time was that a chap knew that a chap would honour his debts regardless. I bet Mark Menzies didn’t even *offer* to just have the debt written in the club betting book and witnessed. I mean if that isn’t binding then what is?

THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US