UwU plz ADOPT me!

when scheduling meetings with your coworkers, ask yourself:

could this meeting have been 200 slack notifications within a thread instead?

We got an email from the Serbian Registry of Internet Domain Names (RNIDS), the organisation that is responsible for the `.rs` top-level domain.

Looks like they are a big fan of Rust. 😊

One one hand, i hate driving, especially in NJ; OTOH i just walked passed an etron GT and I'm thinking it may be time to upgrade the S4

i really fucking miss ǎ̸̝͇͈̄͑̔̿͠n̶̈́̇̀̒̇ͅd̶͉̉̀̀̄̑͝y̶̟̞͓̞͂̄́͋

coding interviews are equivalent to meeting a comedian at a party and asking them to tell you a joke

had a visitor last night

leftover holiday ham? no problem

imagine what modern music would sound like if horses galloped in 3/4

'Charlie don't surf' has really come full circle.

please stop the car, i'd like to get out

on days like today all I require is a cold beer, a good book, and a warm fire

instead of repairing it myself, I'll allow my tattered copy of Austen to mend it's own spine with social binding

he's just bird to me

Here I come Turkey Hair Transplant Center Official 🇬🇧✈️🇹🇷

Turkey can't come soon enough. #hairtransplant #baldyinneed

awww yeah

it's probably best not to plug a 1500w space heater into the same power strip shared by 2 servers, each pulling over 1000w in their own right

fml

I just asked someone in earnest if they have a Vitamin D deficiency, but also had to clarify it wasn't a deez nuts joke because apparently I'm still 16 years old