This is my MP (not that we’ve ever really noticed; he’s been too busy trying desperately to boost his political ambitions - without any talent, of course). What an embarrassment. Tactical voting essential in our constituency! #Harpenden

Brilliant!

Imagine being stupid enough to post this.

Next week’s policy announcement:
The compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under-fives, and the abolition of slavery. 🤡

I was born on the most popular day to be born.
I feel common.

Absolutely astonishing that Channel 4 stuck an ad break in the middle of the opening battle scene of Saving Private Ryan. Total disrespect shown to the material, the artistry, the power of that sequence and - crucially - the viewers. Pathetic. #film #spielberg

Outstanding work. Very funny!

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- MPs jumping ship while he’s at the Titanic quarter
- Being photographed under a big exit sign
- Literally rebuilding a red wall

ALL IN ONE DAY.

He is the Mozart of shit campaigning.

You can easily tell if an MP is in politics for the right reasons: they won’t stand down at the election, they’ll fight to continue representing their constituents and community. #MPs #generalelection

30 seconds in to his speech and the PM has already forgotten that in Covid he ignored and forced into difficulties 3 million freelancers who received no support whatsoever. Good riddance. #generalelection

Any chance those protesters outside the Downing St gates could sort out their sound system? Preferably turned to off. But otherwise without the bloody feedback. Thanks.
Sky News #toriesout

Absolutely stonking brunch with Lev Parikian full of stories, gossip, memories and two great anecdotes about James Dillon. And Lev signed one of his splendid books for my dad. We have so much in common: percussionists, ex-RAM, cricket fans. But I know bugger-all about birds.

The one thing I miss about being at the BBC as one of the main presenters of the Proms is never having to queue for tickets, online or literally.

It’s £3.25 per can in Barbican Centre

Surely the most outrageous thing about Harrison Butker is that he gets paid millions and millions of dollars to kick a ball. And literally does nothing else in the game. Comes on, kicks a ball a couple of times, goes off.

The thing that excites me the most about Lev’s paperback coming out today is that I bought a copy on my local bookshop 4 days ago.

It’s Wednesday, so that means it’s BBC News’s weekly use of the word ‘clash’ for PMQs. They use it Every Single Week without fail.
#bbcnews

Apply the logic of this headline elsewhere and we might as well just give up everything.

Heard a contemporary solo flute piece yesterday and immediately thought of Christopher Fox as always.
#darmstadt #top5clichetechniques

Been watching Sugar on Apple TV. One of those shows where you suddenly say Wait? What? Really? Oh.