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Jen Lewis

@thisjenlewis

One of many Jennifers in my bathroom

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I really want to go cry at the CityWalk Margaritaville at 5 o’clock but I don’t want to end up on the news for crying at the CityWalk Margaritaville at 5 o’clock

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*Clears throat as if to announce something extremely important*
'Jurassic Park' but the dinosaurs are from the ‘90s TV show 'Dinosaurs'

*Clears throat as if to announce something extremely important* 'Jurassic Park' but the dinosaurs are from the ‘90s TV show 'Dinosaurs'
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Once I was on a date with a dude who mentioned he had a jagged fingernail so I told him he needed “a rubdown from the Carolina Girl” and he thought I was offering him a handjob but that’s just what it says on the nail file that I keep in my bag

Once I was on a date with a dude who mentioned he had a jagged fingernail so I told him he needed “a rubdown from the Carolina Girl” and he thought I was offering him a handjob but that’s just what it says on the nail file that I keep in my bag
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While we’re still here — did anyone else do one of those Girl Scout sleepovers at Boston’s Museum of Science around 1998 and can you confirm whether I slept next to a real mummy

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