But why were they trying to make Chris Hemsworth look like Leonard Bernstein

Daft Punk clearance sale

Just saw furiosa! of course it's wonderful. and without spoiling anything, there's an uncanny resemblance.

“He’s gone where? Oh my god, to Morrisons! To do a f*cking photoshoot sniffing a loaf of f*cking bread! You know they’ll keep moving him until they get a photo of the twat in front of a sign reading ‘moron’?

Someone please edit together a series of clips from 'The Bob Newhart Show' of Bob entering a room and intercut it with Robert Durst's friends saying hi to him in prison #thejinx #hibob

Houston, we have 99 problems

Was just at the vet and my dog's gonna need 3K worth of dental surgery. I now have The Beverly Hillbillies song in my head. Am I self-soothing because it's a pleasant ditty? Am I wishing I was a millionaire? Where did that come from?

since Steven Miller is trending, I'll say again what I've been saying all along. He's Goebbels-Lite.

Trump: The less immigrants, the better.
Stephen Miller: Fewer.
Trump: Shhh don't call me that in public yet.

Nate Silver is embarrassing to those of us with precious metal-based surnames.

A necklace and earring set or a demon waiting in your basement? A real 'blue & black vs white & gold dress' scenario.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORIT-AH

Um. Are they suggesting becoming a Blade Runner? I mean if so, they're not wrong

How's YOUR day going?
Heard a quote that's never been uttered before: 'We sold the Bob Mackie watermelon! But we still have the pancake.' And two minutes later, a man approached, holding a giant piece of round foam and sure enough: 'We sold the Bob Mackie pancake!'

WHY THE LONG FACES

I'm old so I get targeted ads for plastic surgery. Today I learned that there was a doctor named Torg Skoog who invented a new type of facelift thingy. Torg Skoog. Torg Skoog. SKOOOOG.

Holy shit.

Thanks Josh. Dobbin for this new #AccidentalPicard - potU.S.S ENTERPRISE edition.

so was that worm