`you could sing a pretty malady like a black canary
but a crow don't know the smell of carbon monoxide`

me flying away after stealing your carbon monoxide detectors:

Good night :3

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This is all the Republikkkaner Do Nothing Congress has to do…make silly, unenforceable bullshit legislation to save our right to suffocate from carbon monoxide poisoning.

This has become beyond parody!

“yeah i’ll take a handshake of carbon monoxide”

THIS IS SO COOL

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It’s basically just dihydrogen monoxide.

i’ll take a quiet life, a handshake of carbon monoxide ☹️☹️☹️

Legalize post-birth abortion.
Ban dihydrogen monoxide.
End women's suffrage.

Conor Monoxide shirt is on its way!!

The gov wants you to think carbon dioxide is bad. We'd all be dead and the earth would be a desert waste without it. They want you to think it's the same as carbon monoxide which is poisonous. Yet people fall for it and protest and happily pay taxes for their air and water. Sad.

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'For people who are warming themselves using charcoal jikos they have to ensure proper ventilation to avoid carbon monoxide poisoning,'-
Fred Majiwa Head of Programs St John Ambulance Kenya
#MorningCafe

'Hey girly is there a carbon monoxide leak because— [passes out]'

When the carbon monoxide alarm goes off in the building just as my boss is about to fire me from the job

i’ll take a quiet life
a handshake of carbon monoxide
and no alarms and no surprises

i love the g-ylor subreddit... we need to install more carbon monoxide detectors