They did what? To the whole of Boston?!

Absolutely reeling to find out not only are Calle Jarnkrok and Elias Lindholm cousins, they and Jacob Markstrom are all very good childhood friends because they all grew up in the town in Sweden with the giant Christmas goat that gets set on fire or destroyed every year!!

Playoffs truly are like being stuck in a truly toxic timeloop. Everyday I wake up and we’re playing the Boston bruins

“Are you wearing the—”

“The Aldi sneakers? Yeah, I am”

He really is a femininomenon

Petition to make Dancing Queen the goal song for any goal scored by the Willy-Calle-Pontus all swede line 🙏🏻

x - carolina DID HE GIVE QUINN A LITTLE KISS ON HIS HEAD?! 😭🥹

“If he can move like this” and the moves are him skating like if you laced up Phil Esposito right now

resting mitch face I know we just won but the discourse on here from the Mitch haters is going to be unbearable for the next two days 😭

x - carolina I had to google them because we don’t have lidl in Australia/i missed that drop and WTF ARE THOSE 😭 Aldi stays winning

Spent half an hour on the phone with my cousin trying to draw her into hockey by feeding her Sidney Crosby lore as propaganda

Haley Taylor Simon This is an old video from when they won the series against Tampa last year. The year 2023 is right there on the original link

resting mitch face AND POTENTIAL WILLY RETURN we went from so over to so back at breakneck speed lmao

x - KeatonPotatoes resting mitch face You cannot be blamed lovely, we are leafs fans and as such are conditioned to expect the worst at all times 😭

resting mitch face Auston Matthews Toronto Maple Leafs EMMA YOU ARE SO INSANELY TALENTED WTFFFFFF

x - KeatonPotatoes resting mitch face His arm is fine, don’t worry! I was so confused at ur reply but just realised maybe you read “resting this am” as resting his arm?? Xx

Oh this slaps

resting mitch face We will never be free actually, they hate him and his whimsical soul too much 😔 like pleaseeeee let us enjoy the victory without discourse about our favourite player having an off night for the love of Gawd

PIG RIG 🐗💕🐈‍⬛🌹sent from my iFreak Never, I am clinging to u through this series despite our warring factions, we are Romeo and Juliet

lee 𓆏 This is the single funniest porn bot I have ever encountered. We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem ass tweet