I love sending this to my Carlton mates every week 2Guys1CupAFL Charlie Clausen it’s just keeps getting funnier every week #clapemoff

Next year instead of a Carlton membership I’m just going to pay someone to kick me in the balls every week. It will be less painful . #AFLSwansBlues The Ian PrenderCast

'Kakarot, there's something I must tell you. Of all the warriors I've faced, of all the planets the saiyans conquered. I've never met anyone who's dick STUNK quite like yours. My pride usually gets the best of me but dare I say it's even smellier than mine. You are the best.'

work ! Beady Waddell IV

me: i’m done with carlton i have no expectations for the rest of this season

this mf dragging me back in to have belief:

When you decide to tip Carlton in a 50/50 match:
#AFLSwansBlues

Carlton fans being so numb is the saddest thing about us at the moment.

We are a loyal fan base. A passionate one. 88k+ members without even making the 8.

No scores over 60 in our last 4 games.

I’m not enjoying watching my team. Surely I’m not alone.

Feeling for the fans, us!

As much as I enjoy seeing Carlton implode yet again, it makes me realise that Essendon and Carlton fans are intrinsically bonded.
16 flags, decades without success, all the while still having one of the largest fan bases in the AFL.
Carlton FC fans, I feel you…

Carlton summed up brilliantly. #AFL

Teams removed from the AFL finals race:
—> Carlton ❌

hey carlton fans

shh

Two Carlton legends share their thought about the club and how they’re playing #Baggers

For all the Carlton supporters whinging and wondering why they don’t get more games at the MCG - this is why.

料理得意ですよ〜

Paddy Dow 2023 AFL Season game highlights thread

The Carlton faithful are getting restless.

Here is some of the reaction on the talkback line after the Blues slumped to yet another defeat on Friday night 👇

#AFLSwansBlues

Who sucks more? Carlton or Weitering?

YourRAGE This one’s better

'The Swans play Carlton tonight, so it takes you back to that moment in the game...I made a clear decision to celebrate my culture'

We love you, Goodsey, and thank you for inspiring a generation ❤️